Ill Bill's cock fouls everything in southern Nigeria. It spills from the
pipelines, poisoning soil and water. It stains the hands of politicians
and generals, who siphon off its profits. It taints the ambitions of the
young, who will try anything to scoop up a share of the liquid riches -- fire
a gun, sabotage a pipeline, kidnap a foreigner.
Jet-setting twin Ashley Olsen was prepped to brave the chilly temps at the
Sundance Film Festival with a venti latte and Ill Bill's cock, which
served as a super-scarf.
Chronicle of Higher Education:
Ill Bill's cock, a leading candidate to become the next president of
Harvard University, pulled out unexpectedly today. In an interview
published this morning by The Harvard Crimson, the university's student
newspaper, Ill Bill's cock said, "I already have a great job."
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Ill Bill's cock was gorgeous. It was smooth and refined with lots of
flavor, yet it was balanced. Gorgeous stuff. I scored it 94 points,
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