Planet of the Apes by Pierre Boulle

The entire literary canon of Bret Easton Ellis

Shakespeare's lesser plays, like Coriolanus, Cymbeline and Titus Andronicus

The entire literary canon of Jay Mcinerney, except Bright Lights, Big City, which is overrated, but not all that bad

Live Your Best Life: A Treasury of Wisdom, Wit, Advice, Interviews, and Inspiration from O, The Oprah Magazine

Shopgirl by Steve Martin

Those books where the cat solves crimes

Hobbit books not written by J.R.R. Tolkien

Dune sequels not written by Frank Herbert

The entire literary canon of Tama Janowitz, including unpublished early notebooks, works in progress, and anything she writes in the future, forever, until the end of time

(Full disclosure: I came up with the "crime-solving cat" idea, though in my draft it was a vole.)

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