"In the monkey economy...insults aimed at us can always be jotted down.... We play the fool in this world in order to be free. Routine we transform into anecdotes...." --Viktor Shklovsky, ZOO or Letters Not About Love

Please send your plans, post-facto or pre-ordered, to todd@the2ndhand.com.

Itineraries:

ITINERARY: MENANDER/MEANDER
Doug Milam
ITINERARY: ALL TIMES APPROXIMATE
Ryan Strong
LAST DAY IN BIRMINGHAM: A TWITTER ITINERARY
Todd Dills
ITINERARY: ON THE ROAD WITH A PUNK BAND IN SPAIN
Joanna Powers
WHY I DON'T DO INTERVIEWS ANYMORE
Eric Lab Rat
TAO LIN ITINERARY
Tao Lin
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT ITINERARY
A.B. Drea
DETROIT TO SEATTLE TRANSPLANT
Scott Miles
A LESSON IN DEFENSE
Jason Jordan
THE DOORMAN'S DIARY
Emerson Dameron
SPECULATIVE ITINERARY FOR MY GRANDMOTHER
Anne Elizabeth Moore
SONGWRITER'S ITINERARY
Simon McKim
BLUE ITINERARY
Todd Dills
ITINERARY: THURSDAY 13 MAY 2004
Gretchen Kalwinski
ITINERARY OF AN ADJUNCT
Doug Milam
NEW YORK, WEEKS BEFORE THE LIGHTS WENT OUT
Stacy Bierlien
THE GADDIS ITINERARY ONE
Eric Graf
THE GADDIS ITINERARY TWO
Todd Dills
WEEKEND OF LONG TROUSERS
Mickey Hess
FIRST 60+ DEGREE DAY IN CHICAGO
Susannah Felts
INVENTING SADAPTLSILNYHBWX-likeFTFB
Jessica Slaven
LAZY DAY ITINERARY
Lady & Boy
TIME SURGERY: A SUTURED ITINERARY
Jeb Gleason-Allured
AGONY: SATURDAY NIGHT ITINERARY
Todd Dills
BLESS THE LORD: EARLY DECEMBER ITINERARY
Carey Wallace
ITINERARY FOR 19 AUGUST 2002
Elizabeth Crane
MY DAY AS A RETROACTIVELY-PLANNED AGENDA: CHICAGO
Marc Baez
DREAMING AND WAKING ITINERARIES FOR 17 SEPT 2001
Greg Purcell
ITINERARY WHICH BEGINS IN THE EVENING, AFTER THE FACT, 11 MAY 2001 SAN FRANCISCO
Brandon Brown
SICK ITINERARY
Penelope Memoli
ITINERARY FOR ONE OF THE DAYS THAT NOW RUN TOGETHER
Joe Jarvis
SABADO GIGANTE ITINERARY: April 14-15th 2001
Brian Costello
2HANDED WORKADAY LONDON ITINERARY--DAY 4 (post fact)*
Todd Dills
2HANDED WORKADAY LONDON ITINERARY--DAY 3 (post fact)*
Todd Dills
2HANDED WORKADAY LONDON ITINERARY--DAY 2 (post fact)*
Todd Dills
2HANDED WORKADAY LONDON ITINERARY--DAY 1 (post fact)*
Todd Dills
ITINERARY FOR 19 OCT 2000
Adam Voith
SICK DAY
Jeremy Bacharach
A KIND OF POST-FACTO THING
Ruth Murphy
INDECISION 2000
Claudia Sherman
ITINERARY FOR WED, OCT 18, 2000, AS WRITTEN BY APE IN HEAVENLY DELIGHT NIGHT PREVIOUS
Todd Dills
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Michael Andor Brodeur