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FAQ: THE AFGHAN HOUND IS A TATTOOED ARISTOCRAT
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Mickey Hess

Mickey Hess is THE2NDHAND's FAQ editor and editor of a lately released resource from Greenwood Press, Icons of Hip-Hop. He is the progenitor of THE2NDHAND FAQ, which combines answers from one found-on-the-Internet FAQ with the questions from another to propogate a new kind of information. Send him your own. See the FAQ archive.

Questions from rec.pets.dogs Afghan Hound
Answers from rec.arts.bodyart Tattoo Faq, Part Two: Getting a Tattoo

What is an Afghan Hound?

It's not nearly as bad as what you might imagine.

What was the Afghan bred to do?

Price negotiation. *DON'T DICKER WITH IT!*

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What is their temperament like?

At this point, it is best for you to try and relax. Just relax and try to stay calm. Oh, I hope this pain doesn't stay like this!! Ooohhhhhhh! It *does* hurt! Ow! Ow! Ow! I'm okay, I'm okay, this is fine, it's not that bad.

Do Afghans have any quirks?

Strange smells, strange sounds. The main thing is that you need to talk with them and get a feel for what they are like.

What colors do they come in?

They come in basic colors. Usually bold simple lines, simple patterns. Looking for greenish? Red or yellow? Worry no more!

Do Afghans have any genetic defects?

The first thing you should do is to take a minute to look around. Chances are, you'll encounter some.

Just how intelligent is an Afghan?

While some will like to "talk story" with you, others would rather concentrate on the work you're paying them to do. After all, their job, income, and reputation are on the line.

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